On previous website pages we have had to cover JB's face for fear of mass faintings because he is so handsome. To counter this we got Tone to take a crap photo in which John is looking quite tired and only averagely good looking. Luckily for the band he plays a mean Trombone and also helps out with stylish vocals and percussion.
Lynn is one of a pair .....of female vocalists that is. She also doubles as refreshments manager and takes a lot of flak from the rest of the band, mostly with a smle and some rude retorts which they all quite enjoy...twisted bunch.
Matt
plays keys and tells the band how it is supposed to sound and he gets
quite cross if they don't listen. He cycles 500 miles to work everyday
and eats 40 kilos of buffet food a week to keep his strength up.
Mistakenly Infused with a rogue gene from a brown bear at only
2 days old whilst in the care of a Swiss research team
experimenting with 'super children', Kev can certainly cut the
mustard when it comes to playing those drums.
Often caught growling with concentration mid solo, his
timekeeping is the backbone of the Streetlife machine. Just keep
him away from trees and honey if the band play a summer
garden party.
Cliff is Herr Fuhrer. What he says goes.......in his dreams.
He knows whats supposed to happen and what goes where
and why and he tells the band in a very loud voice what they
should be doing. Sometimes they listen,. He also does a nice
line in sparkly shirts and we reckon he wears a disco thong
too......Oh and he plays guitar, does the sound and the lights
...oh yes and sorts out the bookings and ...hang on where's
that broom handle.
Probably the best dressed bloke outside of Saville Row
(even that is arguable) Graham wears a 3 piece just to
put the bins out. And has won best dressed band member
three years running Don't say 'smart casual' because he
wont understand you. He can dance , sing and play the
trumpet . It is also rumoured he can 'double tongue' -
dont ask , we only know it sounds good.
Camera shy and a virtual recluse, Tone refused to pose for a picture so we had to use a sketch . His work as a taste tester for cough mixtures in the 1950's and has left him bereft of most usual human abilities. However using copious amounts of face powder , a wig and prosthetics he can still pass for 'normal' and fortunately for the band can still sing.